GLOBAL TEST revealed

Well, it was about time. It has taken months to get it, but now we have a complete picture of Jon Heinz-Kerry's position is on defending America. Remember during the Democratic convention, we learned that Jon Heinz-Kerry would wait until after the US was attacked and then respond vigorously. "... Let there be no mistake: I will never hesitate to use force when it is required. Any attack will be met with a swift and certain response." Now we learn in Jon Heinz-Kerry's amerika, we must pass a GLOBAL TEST administered by UN flunkies. "But if and when you do it, Jim, you've got to do it in a way that passes the, the test, that passes the global test where your countrymen, your people, understand fully why you're doing what you're doing, and you can prove to the world that you did it for legitimate reasons." In a bspolitix.blog world exclusive, we have obtained an actual copy of this so-called test.

The answers would be carefully crafted by some of the sharpest foreign policy minds that Amerika (and Kanada) have. Warren "hey-wake-that-guy-up-I'm-still-droning" Christopher, "Mad-Maddy" Albright, Jimmy "lust-in-my-heart" Carter, and his newfound buddy Michael Moore.

After we submit our answers to the UN the GLOBAL TEST would then actually be graded by the crackpots and whack-jobs that populate the UN. After they grade our answers, then and only then, and if they said it was OK; could we act to defend Amerika if Jon Heinz-Kerry becomes President. Good to know finally that JOhnKErry actually has a plan for defending Amerika.

Global Defense Test

1. What if we do let you respond, will you promise to be sensitive in your response?
2. Did you ask for it?
3. ?Parlais vouz francais?
4. You did ask for it, didn't you?
5. If we let you respond, then everybody will want to defend themselves?
6. But really, don't you deserve it?
7. Noam Chomsky says you asked for it, now your saying he's wrong?
8. What makes your country so great that is worth defending?
9. Don't you have more money and use more resources than any other country?
10.Really, you asked for it didn't you?

Jon Heinz-Kerry came across as a prosecutor, and as usual the socialists on the left want to blame America first, and this slip of Kerrys last night revealed this mindset.

Update: None other than Michael Barone is on this same meme a few days later-SpinDaddy

Update: The BC04 campaign is now all over it. -SpinDaddy